We said it before. All things that become pop culture and mass audience get Demotivational posters. Chuck Norris is pop, is mass, and he naturally has quite a few demotivational posters… (just like World of Warcraft or Final Fantasy or Castlevania or Anime in general…)

So here are a few of his best Demotivationals I found around the net, for your personal inspiration.

Personally this one is my favorite.

Either the lawyer below has the coolest name ever or Chuck really is ubiquitous!

Moreover, for those who play World of Warcraft, you know how bad it gets with good old chuck in the main chat channels…

(Source here)

Also found a Halo one! LOL

At this scene from The Family Guy I seriously laughed for an hour…

Demotivational sources are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

As for the best Chuck Norris quotes, here are the list of the ones Chuck Norris himself prefers! Source is Chuck Norris Facts:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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