Archive for September, 2008
Best Breast Demotivationals
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Note of Americajin:
In the world of demotivationals there are quite a few ones that center on what some people call “eyes” but are more generally referred to as boobs. Some of them are actually quite funny apart from showcasing some interesting eye candy.
Trystan put together his personal top 10 - you [...]
Force Unleashed Star Destroyer
I went nuts with the Star Destroyer part of The Force Unleashed… so here is the solution I found online (yes, I’m a wuss).
Thank you Chuck1289 @ Gamefaqs.
Well i have searched around the forum and it seems there are lots of topics which fall in the range of ” Help me with the star destroyer [...]
Three Bit News 5
News #1 - Gamer Allegedly Killed over a Forum Dispute
On September 21st, An Advance Wars fan, Matthew Pyke, was stabbed to death (The Press Association).
The body of 20-year-old Matthew James Pyke was discovered by ambulance crews called to his flat above the Orange Tree pub in North Sherwood Street, Nottingham, at about 6.15pm on Friday.
Detectives [...]
Random Demotivationals 1
It took me some time, but I finally found out what the below Lite Brite demotivational was about.
For those few (maybe foreigners like me) who did not know, it all went with a false terrorist alarm that went on in boston some time ago.
“It had a very sinister appearance. It had a battery behind it, [...]
Three Bits News 4
News #1 - Bungie Counts Down
Suddenly yesterday, Bungie had their countdown go back online for a whopping 12 hours… You might remember Microsoft had them stop the timer right around E3 causing all sort of speculation.
So the timer went back up and for 12 hours we fretted and bit our nails and then this teaser [...]
Chuck Norris Demotivationals 2
In the world of Chuck Norris there are quite a few demotivationals (or we should probably call them motivationals) that I think are just awesome (see some GREAT ones here)…
The dude is everywhere and people have concocted some of the best one-liners for him…
And the best thing is, he doesnt even know why this whole [...]
Weird Venice Beach
Just a couple of weird things lately seen in Venice Beach…
First… this sign… that shows the way to a rollerblade shop…
The second are these two girls…
The sign at their feet is better seen below…
Any comments? What do you think?
Three Bits News 3
Are you tired of World of Warcraft? There is a LOT going on with WAR these days, and with that I mean the WAR that originated all future WARs…
Warhammer Age of Reckoning (that just launched) and with futuristic brother Warhammer 40K. But let’s proceed with order…
News #1: MJ hearts Gold Spammers, NOT!
Marc Jacobs (the GM [...]
iPhone 3G Adapter Recall
Apple is recalling the adapters sold on the 3G - the reason should be (from Venturebeat)
The reason for the recall is that there is a risk of electric shock if the adapter’s metal prongs break off in power outlets. Because of the shape of the adapter, this has occured in a “very small percentage” of [...]
Diablo III Controversy
People are not happy with Diablo III… it seems. Correction, some gamers might not be happy with the next Diablo…
Controversy… unhappiness… mass pain-in-the-arse hysteria….
Are all players not happy?
Who knows, we only hear those that still continue to hang on to every single word that comes out of a Blizzard employee mouth to start having heart [...]
Cat Demotivational
I was meandering the net when I came across a great Cat video - source is Anime Banzai. Well the video was really funny [I invite you to go check it out here] and it made me want to look around for a bunch of cat demotivationals… I already had some (like the World of [...]
Three Bits News 2
News #1
How much did World of Warcraft cost since 2004 up till now? Somebody? Anybody?
I’m talking about servers, GMs, customer service, water bills in the offices, marketing, those cute little spring company picnics… I mean everything. So, what do you think?
The answer is $200 Million as stated in Blizzard’s latest analyst conf call (source).
As Kotaku [...]
More Sephiroth Demotivationals
Things you might not know about Sephiroth (from Wikipedia)…
He was designed by character designer Tetsuya Nomura and is characterized as a tall man with long silver hair.
His appearance was intended to contrast directly with that of the main character, Cloud Strife.
Sephiroth has been well-received within the video game community due to his complex motivations and [...]
ICO 3 at TGS
Remember Ico?
Remember Shadow of Colossus?
Possibly two of the best games ever?
It looks like Ico 3 The Queen will be unveiled at TGS.
Yes, that is Tokyo Game Show, in Tokyo, Japan, where anything can happen.
But the big question is… is it true?
More info here, here, here, here.
If you go here instead you can find a page [...]
Storm Trooper Demotivational
Here are a couple of Demotivationals based on Star Wars I created just for fun…
Both are based on The Force Unleashed (see more Force Unleashed Art), but one also makes fun of what we all know now as the Tokyo Dance Trooper: Danny Choo.
First of all… the real demotivational for Storm Troopers…
Second, the Danny Choo [...]
Chuck Norris Demotivational
We said it before. All things that become pop culture and mass audience get Demotivational posters. Chuck Norris is pop, is mass, and he naturally has quite a few demotivational posters… (just like World of Warcraft or Final Fantasy or Castlevania or Anime in general…)
So here are a few of his best Demotivationals I found [...]
The Force Unleashed Shrine
Ever wondered what it feels like to bring down a Star Destroyer with the force? It looks like The Force Unleashed, soon available (between the 16th and the 20th of September worldwide) will be able to give us that thrill…
So I recently downloaded the Demo on the Xbox 360 and have been playing it quite [...]
3 Bits Videogame News
Kids Microwave cat - they are sentenced to 2 years without a pet and to a year without videogames. These two dudes actually broke into the house of a family on vacation, stole the family’s cat, cooked their cat in the microwave then wrote on a cupboard “The cat is in the microwave. Nice cat. [...]
Mercenaries 2 UK Chaos
A Mercenaries 2 PR stunt was setup to give away 20,000 Pounds (i.e. the money, not the weight) of gasoline for free to lucky consumers…
According to the Telegraph:
A petrol station which gave away free fuel has been temporarily shut down after motorists flocking to its pumps caused traffic chaos.
Electronic Arts were giving away £20,000 worth [...]
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